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Roast Your Friend in an Actual Song

Their most embarrassing habits — professionally sung.

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★★★★★4.9/5 from 3,000+ happy roasters
Birthday roast — the whole party laughing at his song
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"Dave Can't Parallel Park" · made for a 35th birthday

3 easy stepstakes only 3 minutes

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Tell us about them

Their name, their funniest habits, their legendary fails. We keep it loving.

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Hear a free preview

In about 3 minutes, hear 40-second previews of 2 versions of their song — before paying anything.

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Get the 2 full versions in your inbox — download, play, and keep forever.

Hear songs we've already made

Every one written from a few sentences a so-called friend sent us.

"Dave Can't Parallel Park"
Playful diss-track rap
"The Ballad of Big Steve's Grill"
Country roast ballad
"Kyle Peaked in High School"
Pop-punk roast
"Good Luck, Jessica (He Snores)"
Best-man wedding roast
"Linda's Replying All Again"
Office send-off · lounge crooner
"Tiffany's Always Late"
Sassy pop · bestie roast
"My Brother the Fortnite Legend"
Old school rap roast
"Gary's Golf Handicap Is Lying"
Folk singalong roast

The moment their song drops

★★★★★

“Played it at his birthday dinner. He couldn't breathe. It's the group chat anthem now.”

— Mike, poker crew
★★★★★

“The best man played it at the reception. Twenty years of friendship, one perfect ambush.”

— Jake, best man
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“We roasted our boss at her retirement party. She demanded a copy before she stopped laughing.”

— Priya, coworker

Their flaws, lovingly sung

Hear it free before you pay

Funny, never cruel

Crying with laughter at her roast song
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Bachelor party serenading the groom with his roast
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Office retirement roast moment
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Sisters laughing at the roast song
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Create their roast

Takes about 2 minutes — we handle all the writing.

Playful diss-track rap
Country roast
Pop-punk
Acoustic roast ballad
Lounge crooner
Sassy pop
Old school rap
Folk singalong
Custom — type your own
Hear a free 40-second preview first — pay only if you love it
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Gentle-roast guarantee

Funny, never cruel — we roast the lovable flaws, not the person. If it doesn't make the whole room laugh, you don't pay.

★★★★★4.9/5 · 3,000+ roasts delivered

Questions roasters ask us

Is the preview really free?
Yes. We create the song and you hear a 40-second preview of both versions without paying anything. You only pay if you want the full song.
Will it be too mean?
Never. We roast lovable flaws — the parking, the lateness, the grill disasters — and always land on how much everyone loves them. You hear the preview first, so nothing goes out without your approval.
Do I need to write anything myself?
No. Just tell us their names, what they love, and anything you'd like said. Our machine turns it into lyrics and a fully produced song.
How do I play or gift it?
You get MP3 files you can play on any phone, tablet, or computer — play it together, text it to family, or play it on a video call. It's yours to keep forever.
What if I don't love it?
Then you simply don't buy it — the preview costs nothing. And even after buying, you're covered by our 100% money-back guarantee.

Hear it free first — and if it doesn't make the room laugh, you don't pay.

Examples customers wrote
"Dave turns 35. Six hours to build an IKEA shelf, three screws left over. Circles the lot three times then parks four blocks away. — his poker crew"
"Big Steve burns the burgers every July 4th and blames the grill. Wears the 'Grill Master' apron unironically. The smoke alarm is our dinner bell. — his family"
"Kyle is 38 and still wears his letterman jacket. The touchdown story gets longer every year. Fantasy football: last place, four seasons running. — his roommates"
"My brother Tyler, 25, claims he could go pro in Fortnite. Has never done his own laundry. Mom still books his dentist appointments. — his sister"
"Linda retires after 30 years: legendary reply-all disasters, microwaved fish in the break room, and secretly the heart of the whole office. — her team"
"Gary swears he shoots an 85. The scorecard disagrees. Lost 14 balls in one round and blamed a goose. 60th birthday. — his Saturday foursome"