Their most embarrassing habits — professionally sung.
Their name, their funniest habits, their legendary fails. We keep it loving.
In about 3 minutes, hear 40-second previews of 2 versions of their song — before paying anything.
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Every one written from a few sentences a so-called friend sent us.
“Played it at his birthday dinner. He couldn't breathe. It's the group chat anthem now.”
“The best man played it at the reception. Twenty years of friendship, one perfect ambush.”
“We roasted our boss at her retirement party. She demanded a copy before she stopped laughing.”
Their flaws, lovingly sung
Hear it free before you pay
Funny, never cruel




Takes about 2 minutes — we handle all the writing.
Funny, never cruel — we roast the lovable flaws, not the person. If it doesn't make the whole room laugh, you don't pay.
Hear it free first — and if it doesn't make the room laugh, you don't pay.